I find it hilarious when someone says they like you because you’re a good friend but when you change an aspect of what you look like they call you an ugly freak of nature.


when u take a cookie without askin mama


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how are they holding that

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If I had a dick I would name it The Plot so that every time I got a boner I could turn and whisper to the person next to me…

The plot thickens.

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